Enough Games. It's Time to Myth-bust Helen Keller.

I am fully opting out on Helen Keller.

Let me start by saying you are absolutely DELUSIONAL if you are under the belief that a blind woman can write a fucking book.

I, a full sighted 19 year old, in no way shape or form could write a book. I have enough trouble trying to put enough words together to write one of these blogs.

ALSO, how the fuck does a deaf person talk, let alone give a lecture? The fact that as little children learning about this in second grade, we had no thoughts to question this makes me question our intelligence. This is gonna sound really fucked up. But have you ever heard a deaf person talk? (I really doubt any of the 10 people reading this are deaf, but if you are, no offense.) I'm convinced the audience for these lectures we're all hired to smile and nod and give positive reinforcement.

Let me be clear, I place none of the blame on Helen Keller here. But it is very clear she is an industry plant. (For examples of an industry plant, think Lil Skies, Playboi Carti, etc.)

Not only did she write books and give lectures, but her first book was published while she was 11. ELEVEN. If this was possible for a blind woman to write a book at 11, then 11 year olds in today's society are seriously lackin. Those little fucks should be pumpin out novels left and right.

It is no longer a conspiracy theory on whether or not Helen Keller is real or fake. She is fake news. Yes, the person Helen Keller did exist. She just happened to be a very good actor.

P.S. - If you are deaf and reading this, I am very sorry. If you are blind and reading this, well then you're in the same boat as Helen Keller.