News just broke that Tom Brady played the entire 2020-21 NFL season on a torn MCL. This sucks. For the next week or so that is all we are going to see on twitter. Every Patriots fan will be rimming TB12 even more than usual. At the start of training camp some reporter that shouldn't have a job will ask Tom, "Hey Tom - how's the knee feeling?", and then Tom will say, "I'm in better shape than ever!" - then once again, Patriots fans will come out of nowhere to piss everybody off.
This picture serves no purpose to this blog. I just think it's funny. But look at that passion. Weird.
Let's get back on track and start discussing how I am better than Tom Brady.
Knee Sustainability
In 2008, Tom Brady tore his ACL in a game against the KC Chiefs. Allegedly, last season he played with a torn MCL - that's 2 torn ligaments. I have never torn 1. However, one time in high school I got really drunk and thought I tore my ACL and continued to walk around with a limp the rest of the night. That's right - I persevered and got back after it. What would Brady of done? Well, when he tore his ACL in '08 he was out for the season. So just let that sink in and take it however you would like.
2. High School Performance
In Tom Brady's two years on varsity, he never once made the playoffs. Thats pussy shit. IVE made the playoffs. Granted, it was my sophomore year and I did not play at all but it still fucking counts. Also, I'm sure this guy threw a few costly interceptions in high school. I NEVER threw an interception in high school. Once again, I threw like 3 passes in my high school career and did not play QB my senior year. But it still fucking counts. Also, most importantly I never had that whack haircut you see to your right. Dude really went to his barber and said "Fuck my shit up".
3. I Don't Passionately Make Out With My Family Members
I was gonna try and avoid discussing, but fuck that. I can honestly say I have never kissed anyone I am related to with or without tongue. Tom Brady cannot honestly make that statement. Enough said.
P.S. - I also have 2 rec league basketball championships. Checkmate, Tom.
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