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I Am Officially Not Running For Any Political Office In My Lifetime

I know most of my friends have constantly been wondering "Will Brogan ever run for any political office?". So I decided to write this blog to address that. The answer is NO. I wouldn't even run to be a small town mayor. I have never wanted to be in politics. So there was a -100% chance it would ever happen. But this video of Ted Cruz at the Houston Astros' World Series parade was the final nail in the coffin!


I am not here to say whether I am a fan of Ted Cruz or not. I personally know nothing about him and don't care to do any research. Politics are for the birds.


The reason this video has made me officially take my hat out of the race for President in 2024 and any future political offices is because of how Ted and his team are. If my favorite baseball team (Go Pads) wins the World Series and I can't even catch a beer from the crowd at the parade and shotgun it, what's the point of being a famous politician? Shotgunning a beer is a right that every person in the world should have. I don't care what race, religion, gender, sexuality, nationality, or even if it takes you more than five (5) seconds to do. You should be able to shotgun when you please.


Ted is just the JUNIOR United States Senator in Texas. What does that even mean? Does he do anything? Why does he have security breaking up passes and destroying a good beer can? The JUNIOR United States Senator sounds like the equivalent of the younger kid in the neighborhood you and all your older friends would let play football with you guys but you never passed him the ball. Or you'd let him score but never count it.


Maybe his security team knows something about Ted that we don't. Maybe he's sober. Maybe he doesn't catch to well so they tried to step in and make the play for him. But either way they didn't even give him the opportunity to make a play on the can.


The urgency they use to talk into their walkie talkies is ridiculous, they immediately start pointing out the person that threw the can to kick him out. And now the poor QB on the play had to appear in court and was charged, all because he wanted Ted to crush a beer and loosen up a bit.


Sad world we live in.


PS - I am so bad at shotgunning. Im always last. Every time I throw the can on the ground a good amount splatters out of it and all my friends ridicule me.

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