There are two very large reasons we should not be playing the Pro Bowl this year or ever again. The first, and lesser reason, being that we are still in the midst of a FUCKING pandemic which caused us fans to miss out on the very wholesome act of players swapping jerseys. If players can't swap jerseys, what's the point of making them play an extra pointless game that no one gives a fuck about?
Anyways, fuck that, let's get to the important stuff.
The very good fans of the NFL have done nothing but complain about the pro bowl, and the viewership of the event has been on a steady decline for as long as I could remember. ALSO, my twitter feed gets absolutely butt fucked with idiots complaining about who got "snubbed" and it takes all of my will power to not get into twitter beef with every single one of these assholes.
Another fuck you to the fans from the NFL was a couple years ago when they implemented a fucking dodgeball game amongst the pro bowl players. What have the people of the gridiron ever said that made Goodell think THAT was the solution? If I wanted to watch people play dodgeball I'd go to the nearest trampoline park and watch some try hard dad beam a ball at a 5 year-old's head instead.
With all this fuckery being said, I propose an alternative to the Pro Bowl.
Have the bottom two teams in the standings each year (Jags n Jets) duke it out in a head-to-head game where the winner gets the number one pick in the draft. Not only will this be a more entertaining game for us fans, but it means the bottom two teams can't just be in a battle of who can tank better. We did see a little bit of proof of tanking this year as soon as the Jets lost control of the first pick and then all of a sudden could "magically" win games. Thats my proposal.
P.S. - Fuck you Roger Goodell.
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