To my fellow gamblers out there, we all know there is no better feeling than placing a wager down with amazing odds, and just knowing that bet is going to hit. You're on top of the world. You have all the power. You're drowning in cash and pussy. Nothing can stop you. I had that amazing feeling last night at approximately 11:57 PM.
I'm sitting there scrolling through games, looking for some locks. I don't know why I clicked on the Japanese Baseball League, but I felt compelled too. Was I little drunk? Thats neither here nor there.
The Hanshin Tigers and I were a classic case of love at first sight. I see them sitting there at +193 to cover -1.5, they were looking all beautiful and shit. Almost ravishing. I do about 10 seconds of research, see they are leading the central league, the team they are playing is 3-7 in their last 10 games. A dose of drunken confidence had me thinking, if this isn't a lock...I don't know what is.
I lock it in.
Game time is at 1 AM, I know I won't be up for the whole game, so I was looking forward to waking up to a nice sunrise, an absolute BITCH of a hangover, and a positive balance.
But NO. The betting gods don't want me to be happy. I wake up to see that they lost 6 TO FUCKING 2.
Now all I am left with is an overcast morning, a hangover so much worse than I expected, and a negative balance.
Fuck the Hanshin Tigers and someone please keep me away from the Japanese Baseball League.
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