A tweet from the app that makes me a lot of my money inspired this blog today:
There are many NFL players I would like to meet, but there are few I would like to slug some beers with. Here are the top 5 current players I'd love to have the pleasure of drinking with.
Spoiler: Darren Waller is not on this list.
5. Mason Rudolph
This may come as a surprise to some people. Most know that I am a die hard Steelers fan, and that I have many tweets on my account bashing this sack of shit. However his play on the field is actually what makes me want to get drunk with him.
Let me set the scene for this one: it's me and Mason Rudolph sitting alone at the bar of some kind of Irish Pub. One of the ones they let you get rowdy in and have bowls of peanuts everywhere where you can throw the shells all over the ground. We are just slugging pints of Guinness, we're about 5 or 6 deep. As I'm sure you can tell from his play on the field, Mason is a pussy. With that being said he's already feeling it. Slurring his words and getting real emotional. He tries to get up and stumbles a little. He sits back down. I have him right where I want him. Meanwhile I am playing it cool as fuck and just vibing. I drink some more beer. I can feel myself starting to get violent. This is when I beat the shit out of Mason. He doesn't even see it coming. He try's to swing back but he's too hammered. Meanwhile I'm dishing out right hooks and upper cuts. I knock him to the floor and leave the bar after giving the bartender a generous tip.
Some might say the main reason I want to have a beer with Mason Rudolph is just so I could get in a room with him and beat him up. Those people would be correct.
4. Taylor Lewan
Lewan is the perfect example of a guy you would want to drink with. I'm sure we've all seen the videos of him slugging beers at a Predators game.
He once even chugged a beer out of a fish at a game. This is the energy I need while drinking. I'm always looking for new ways to ingest beer, so I'd love to be able to slug a few while picking his brain on the matter.
3. Drew Lock
I mean this one goes without saying. Just put on some Young Jeezy and let this man go to work.
FYI: I still have not sold any of my Drew Lock stock. He's him.
2. David Bakhtiari
Bakhtiari has not only made a name for himself by being hurt every season, but also for the way he is consistently demolishing beers on camera while court side at Milwaukee Bucks' games.
The main reason I have a desire to get drunk with David Bakhtiari is because I assume it would be happening court side at a NBA finals game featuring the Bucks and most likely the Thunder.
Mac Jones
I just want to drink in Boston. I assume that is where the festivities would occur. Mac Jones might be cool. He most likely isn't. I just want to hear stories about Bellichick and Saban.
PS - He's drivin
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